1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nerdfishgirl
sleepymccoy

I want Discovery to be this mess of a ship that’s mostly scientists and they struggle to obey orders and keep their act together and Captain Georgiou comms in occasionally like, “Hey guys, just so you know all the cargo doors on the starboard side of your ship are open. Have been all week. Get your shit together.”

captaincrusher

“Shenzhou to Discovery. You accidentally sent out a distress call containing only the chef’s dinner menu. Again. I think the x'pata took it as a threat. Just a heads up”.

agenderromulan

“Shenzhou to Discovery. Are you aware you have someones entire docking port attached to you? You do?…. Do you need help removing it? …. We’ll send someone over…”

sleepymccoy

“Shenzhou to Discovery, you’re moving in reverse, is everything alright?… No, the main window in the Bridge faces forwards… You’re straining your engines, I’ll have to insist you go forwad from now on… Yes, you’re welcome, Discovery.”

agenderromulan

Aboard the Shenzou

“Captain, we have an incoming distress call”

“Who is it Lieutenant?”

“….”

“Lt.?”

“…..”

“It’s Discovery isn’t it.”

“Yes, Sir”

*Long Exasperated sigh* “What Now”

“They took the engines offline for an internal diagnostics, but they can’t restart…”

“… Shenzhou to Discovery…”

sleepymccoy

“Shenzhou to Discovery, you aren’t moving, what’s the problem… I see… Did you disengage the external inertial dempeners?”

captaincrusher

“Discovery, we have been trying to contact you for a week? What is happening?”
“We are sorry for the delay Shenzhou. Some of our scientists got drunk last Thursday and long story short: Deck 4 is now a tropical rain forest inhabited by a new species of technologically advanced orchids”

sleepymccoy

“Shenzhou to Discovery, just checking in, how are thing?… What do you mean you don’t understand?… I see. Well, I’ll think you’ll get what I’m about to say from my tone: Fix your damn universal translators!”

nerdfishgirl

“Shenzhou to Discovery, are you aware that you’re going in circles?”

“Yes, someone’s fungus got loose and colonized the controls. We’d remove it, except that it seems to have become sentient, and insists we communicate only in klingon opera. We’ll be get back to you.”

sushinfood
tahthetrickster

Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???

mauditcajun

Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file.

Don’t do this. Do not.

littlegreendorito

I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well.

Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job.

aroyalmoon

Use Paypal Invoices. 

I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes.

There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission).

And there’s also a box for your Terms & Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it.

ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you.
And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you.

jessterscourt

PayPal invoices will save your life.

Reblog to save another.