[writing-prompt-s]

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

[rameldrive]

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

[spaghetti-toes]

“I can’t read the Christmas cards that are written in curses.” Said by Emma, age 4. Of course, she meant “in cursive.”

When I got stuck on this quote, there was one person on this planet that I knew I could turn to for help. Spaghetti Mom!!! She actually helped a little too much and had way too much fun here. These are actually the cleanest ones I could even use. And just so you know, the family received a 100% cleaned-up version with words like “Poo-Poo head” and “Farts” and other kid-friendly curses… and they loved it!

Thanks to Kristen Berthiaume and Emma from Homewood, AL.

[retrocgads]

USA 1993

tittypropaganda asked:

My friend wants to rescue carps from supermarkets on xmas. What would 2 carps need in aquarium (how big etc)? She plans to hold them all winter and let them free on spring. (She already has a lot of fish, knows how to take care of them)

why-animals-do-the-thing answered:

I’m not going to give advice on this because releasing goldfish (a species of carp, I’m assuming that’s what you’re referring to) is majorly bad news bears and you should actively discourage your friends from doing so. Pet fish are often invasive and should never, ever be released into the wild. 

[kaijutegu]

From somebody who lives in a Great Lakes state: please please please please please please please please do not do this. Carp fuck. shit. up. Sorry for the language, but they really, really do. See, carp are big, sturdy fish and what they like to do as adults is root around the bottom of the lake and tear up all the weeds. They outcompete all the other fish and destroy spawning places- sooner rather than later you have just carp. In Illinois, we have electric field barriers in place in our canals to stop carp from getting into Lake Michigan because they’re such an unstoppable detriment to our ecosystems. If your friend wants to do a good deed for fish, donate to an aquarium or fish conservation fund- maybe one that helps spread awareness of the dangers of invasive species to local waters.

[sarah1228]

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[unflatteringcatselfies]

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