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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
robynplaysfinalfantasy
robynplaysfinalfantasy

Can’t I open a treasure chest in this game without weirdos showing up?

Siegfried sort of pops out of nowhere, engages in (extremely pathetic) combat with you and runs away with the treasure.

The whole episode calls Gilgamesh and FFV to mind, and I remember all these conspiracy theories from back in the day that Siegfried actually IS Gilgamesh. Bear in mind, this was before Gilgamesh randomly reappearing in several Final Fantasies was a THING. (Gilgamesh doesn’t officially show up in the original version of FFVI at all, though he does appear as an esper and a coliseum boss in this GBA version) 

robynplaysfinalfantasy
robynplaysfinalfantasy

It’s time to FIGHT A FUCKIN TRAIN, moreover to PUNCH A FUCKIN TRAIN, while RUNNING AWAY FROM THE TRAIN. IN A STRAIGHT LINE. ON THE TRACKS.

And yes, Sabin can suplex the train

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Originally posted by wordswithrhino

but I prefer to use Aura Cannon on it, since the phantom train is considered undead and vulnerable to Holy. Also I just like Aura Cannon.

You can also use a Phoenix Down to defeat it instantly.