DS9 explodes- fantastic effects work.
let’s play a game called Why is Bones on the Bridge?
- an actual medical emergency
- he was bored
- he wanted to make sure Jim was behaving
- he needed his daily dose of argue with Spock time
- to see a first contact
- to show off his awesome juggling skills
- a pathogen that turns people blue has swept the ship and the bridge is the only place not contaminated
- to stab Jim with hypos
- to gossip
- he’s just there to look pretty
i want spock to give someone the vulcan salute and have that person misunderstand and give him a jubilous high five and spock just stares at his hand in confusion as an awkward silence ensues
What if that’s part of the basic sexual harassment training Starfleet gives at the academy like “do not highfive the Vulcans. Don’t do it. They look like they want highfives. They do not want highfives.”
the professor looking directly at student!kirk like “are you listening to this lecture today sir? because you strike me as the person who is going to need to remember this”
Sony Pictures Division to Continue the Story on Screen with Adaptation of “The Silver Chair”
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