No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

anonymun-jay

I try not to ask for this often, but can I get a few words of encouragement? Personal, in-character, links to stuff to cheer me up… I’d just appreciate anything right now… I’ve had a really bad day and I’m still stressed about this move and a ton of other problems that are popping up and it’s getting really hard to even just exist these past few days…

sushinfood

YOU ARE THE ONLY YOU THERE IS AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL WITH REGARDS OF UNIVERSAL STATISTICS AND CHANCE! YOU ARE A DAMN MIRACLE. YOU AND YOUR MILLIONS OF CONNECTIONS AND ELECTRONS AND TINY BACTERIA. YOU ARE A LIVING WONDER OF THE WORLD.

IF PEOPLE ARE CRUEL TO YOU AND THEY DO NOT KNOW YOU, THEY ARE AS WATER OFF OF A DUCK’S WATER-RESISTANT FEATHERS! LET THEM ROLL DOWN YOUR SHOULDERS AND OFF YOUR FINGER TIPS!

IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS, REACH OUT TO THEM! DO NOT THINK “I WOULD BE ANNOYING THEM,” BUT RATHER, REMEMBER, A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL BE ABLE TO LISTEN, BUT MAY NOT BE ABLE TO REMAIN SILENT AND NOT OFFER ADVICE UNLESS PROMPTED TO JUST LISTEN.

MOVING IS A PART OF LIFE AND AS SOMEONE WHO HAS MOVED ABOUT FIVE TIMES, I WILL TELL YOU THIS: YOU WILL BE ALL RIGHT. I BELIEVE IN YOU. MANY, MANY PEOPLE ARE STILL IN YOUR CORNER. DON’T GIVE UP. DON’T EVER, EVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF.

THE NUMBER ONE FRIEND IN YOUR LIFE IS YOU. YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR OWN CORNER BECAUSE AS I SAID BEFORE,

YOU ARE THE ONLY YOU THERE IS AND THAT IS MIGHTY SPECIAL.

SHINE ON, YOU SHOOTING STAR. YOU AREN’T BURNING UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE; YOU’RE LIGHTING A PATH THROUGH THE DARK SKY.

That one mutual who likes all your personal posts

videohall

Horded ducks see water for the first time

> That was heart warming, thanks!
> “NOO I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!…. wait, this is built in? well now I feel silly..”
> Who the heck hoards ducks?
> That music was the best.
> Beautiful video, thanks for sharing this gorgeous moment for those ducks.
> Love the way they stop as a group right at the waters edge as if to say “NO THANKS!”
> “Oh wow! I’m like a boat! You guys! Hey! You have to try this! I’m like a boat!”
> I almost skipped watching this because the video isn’t embedded, but the promise of seeing something adorable was just too strong. I wasn’t let down.