I asked [Jeeves] if he had had a good time at Brinkley.

‘Extremely pleasant, thank you, sir.’

‘More than I had in your absence. I felt like a child of tender years deprived of its Nannie. If you don’t mind me calling you a nannie.’

‘Not at all, sir.’

‘[…]Yes, I missed you sorely, and had no heart for whooping it up with the lads at the Drones. From sport to sport they…how does that gag go?’

‘Sir?’

‘I heard you pull it once with reference to Freddie Widgeon, when one of his girls had given him the bird. Something about hurrying.’

‘Ah yes, sir. “From sport to sport they hurry me, to stifle my regret—”’

‘“And when they win a smile from me, they think that I forget.” That was it.’

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves, by PG Wodehouse.

[andkool]

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

[defconprime]

Star Trek - “One of Our Captains Is Missing”

Gold Key Issue 38

Kirk goes on assignment to help a planet oppress a minority (frowny face) so the Enterprise gets a temporary new mean captain.

RATING: 53%

(Where to place: Between Balance of Terror and Arena.)

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[defconprime]

Star Trek - “Spore of the Devil”

Gold Key Issue 57

The Enterprise helps an evil lizard man discover his inner beauty. I’m so happy this series is almost over.

RATING: 28%

(Where to place: Between Balance of Terror and Arena!)

[funky-vg-beats]

karate man
rhythm heaven megamix ost

[ardatli]

@tinyparlancer

[weloveshortvideos]

He tripped out

[westcoast-sunrunner]

She literally said something in feline. She had to have

[nineprotons]

This certainly got my cats’ attention.

[naomster]

it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”

[aozorapedaru]

She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.

[timelord-and-fishcustard]

Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE

[themadborntoday]

LISTEN UP YALLS

•If you say “meh” high pitched it would mean “help”. Kittens use it a lot to get their mother’s attention before they open their eyes.

•If you do a tongue roll with a sharp “reah” at the end it would mean “come here”. My sister and I use it to call upon stray cats.

•body language is hard to describe. You usually need a tired and relaxed look to seem calm and purrsuasive (lol).

•tongue rolls with a slightly closed mouth can resemble purring in a way that helps attract cats.

•what the person used, or said, was a “help” and “I love you”. The cats body language dictates that it is surprised that a human could use this ability.

•we can’t fully communicate without tails and whiskers.

GO SAVE CATS NOW

[powerkeys]

…. You speak cat?

[petermorwood]

@dduane and I could speak it to our lot, especially the ones who were with us longest (Kasha, Lilith, Goodman, Squeak and to a lesser extent Beemer) and had grown used to our excrable accents and lack of visual cues.

At best it was pidgin Cat; but given what Lil di to the couple she caught, pidgin was better than Pigeon.

trekmovie.com

EXCLUSIVE: Ira Steven Behr Reveals Details About Deep Space Nine Documentary Coming Soon

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine showrunner Ira Steven Behr today revealed that he has been working on a documentary on DS9 for several years that explores what the show was really about and its lasting impact on the Star Trek franchise and culture. After the announcement, TrekMovie secured an exclusive interview with Behr to further…

[thephilosophicalchangeling]

”As part of the documentary, which is currently being edited, Behr brought together the DS9 writing staff and gave them one task: break the story for the first episode of season eight.”

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HYPERVENTILATING 

No ok, now I’m gonna cry