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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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What I would like to know is if she ever worked as a gardener and were there mysterious deaths at the time.

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bpdrotten

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

rikoy11

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

anonymouscomrade

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

cantabilechaos

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”


“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”


“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

thecrystalfems

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

dancingspirals

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

seriesofnonsequiturs

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

seijhoe

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

adrenaline-addiction

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

okamikodomo

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

glyndarling

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

sushinfood

friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)

tinsnip

The Irreverent Embroidery of Tulip Cake

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Gear Threads Is The Mr X Stitch Machine Embroidery Column - Presented By Urban Threads!

The embroidery of Tulip Cake (which is an anagram for Katie Culp, in case you were wondering the source of the somewhat adorable name) is pumped full of attitude, sass and a whole lot of customization. Unlike many other machine embroiderers we’ve featured on Gear Threads, Katie’s medium is digitized embroidery, a technique still relatively unexplored by offbeat artists and embroiderers.

Tulip Cake works mostly in custom jobs, but for a more unusual type of clientele, resulting in off-beat and hilarious embroidery examples. I’m especially fond of the Y’allywood film festival.

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She works heavily in patchwork and decidedly snarky content, and provides a fresh departure from traditional machine embroidery custom jobs. You can see more of her crafty pursuits, (including puppets and doll-repair, among other things) by visiting her website, or follow her exploits on instagram.

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Urban Threads - Unique and Awesome Machine Embroidery DesignsGear Threads is brought to you from the offbeat gals at Urban Threads. Created by illustrator Niamh O’Connor, Urban Threads is revolutionizing machine embroidery one edgy, elegant, innovative, and/or offbeat design at a time. Discover the future of digital stitchery at www.urbanthreads.com.

The Irreverent Embroidery of Tulip Cake was originally published on Mr X Stitch

Source: mrxstitch.com
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sushinfood

Pokémon Anime Song - Soko ni Sora ga Aru Kara

Turn around and look at the road you’ve followed
Lift up your head and look at the future you’re creating!

When you become tired from trying so hard,
Look to the sky as you shed your tears.
The wind brushes your cheeks, I’m sure it’ll say:
“It’s okay if you fall. You are you and that makes you wonderful!”

Those that haven’t been hurt cannot see the blue sky.
On a journey you hesitate to walk on, your life will shine.

When you are enveloped by some kind of smile
It seems that your sorrow will be healed
The sun peering through a crack in the clouds
Begins to shine upon those frank eyes

Look closely at the other side of the headwind
The continuously forming future awaits

Let’s make a step forward because the sky is there

Those that haven’t been hurt cannot see the blue sky.
On a journey you hesitate to walk on, your life will shine.
Turn around and look at the road you’ve followed
Lift up your head and look at the future you’re creating!