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cosmictuesdays

You know you’re European when:

invisiblespoon

They have to defuse a WW2 bomb in your city and nobody is really concerned because that happens from time to time. 

margaretapproves

WHAT #noteuropean 

lynnerdont

dude there’s entire fields in the west part of Belgium that just has a small “Watch out, mine field” on it, and sometimes farmers don’t know and put cows on it and they get blown up. Shit happens. #WW2

scienceoftheidiot

Happens because of WW1 (WW2 too but there’s less stuff left) in northern France too. 

Almost walked on a non explosed pair of shells while looking for mushrooms. 

scyllaya

I was born in a small town in south Hungary… they didn’t just find one WW2 bomb somewhere around the town… they found 1200 bombs right outside the town in 2014.

Yes, around 1200 German SD-1 fragmentation bombs… only found in 2014!

wordsformurder

I love those radio announcements. This part of the city, along with this highway and also, all trains going through, are going to be shut down on Saturday afternoon because bomb.

And all anyone bitches about is the detour they’re forced to take because if it didn’t blow up the past 71 years, they could have waited another week to defuse it, couldn’t they? Eugh.

pheuthe

there’s a flood? oh hello forgotten WWII ammunition in large quantities
you go take a walk in the forest? oh hey WWII mine!
kids play football in a field? good thing they didn’t kick that mine they found.
someone actually looks through the old metal parts in a salvage yard? anti-aircraft mines!
tbh nobody usually makes a great fuss because it very rarely actually hurts someone. but yeah until now I was always like ‘lol another one’ and never thought about it much XD

goldandcold

There’s a roadblock in the middle of the city? Oh no worries it’s just a bomb. A whole block gets evacuated? Oh no worries. Bomb. 
#LifeinGermany

poefinnrey

same in czech… we literally have closed forests where no one can go, because mines everywhere and lol, our neighbor was building water well on his garden last year and he is digging and digging and then he hits something solid, surprise it’s a wwii bomb…

magog83

Here’s one being detonated in Yorkshire in 2009 (from WW2)

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bowsandmeows

Wtf are you guys ok

damnit-bones

Yeah it’s fine, this shit is essentially gossip material and nothing more

bibliotheksbewohnerin

Jup, it’s true. If you’re interested, here’s a video of a controlled detonation 2012 in Munich: (warning for loud sounds, obvs)

arrogantwerpen

the area around the Yser is just one big minefield, the farmers act really casual about 100 year old bombs on the farmfield.

and i’ve heard there’s a massive toxic gas deposit just of shore