he boot too big for he gotdamn slice of white bread gotta go fast
anybody else read this in 3 different voices?
"Sentiment is the greatest weakness of all."
"You have always been a weakness I couldn't afford."
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Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible
Pink gerbil-cat-fetus-in-a-bubble thing
Pink sheep that is too staticy to touch
A giant bee that is too edgy with huge ass needles.
Little brown bear that can’t keep its paws away from its mouth
stealy lizard
has seen some shit
fuckass mongoose with claws that dont do shit. occasionally fights a snake
butterfly with feet
purple cat with a gumball stuck to its face
tuxedo mask, but a plant
pink gyarados but happy
emo mcedgy dog that no one believes
one nostril, fused ears
blue grey sharp teeth
No water or he die
SMILING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
some kind of fucking fat frog with a plant tumour
Annoying mom
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I found a turtle following me while I was playing pokemon go
i see you chose squirtle as your starter
he flops down in exhaustion
A guy in northern Bosnia had 5 meteorites hit his house in a year. So statistically unlikely that he claimed aliens were targeting his house. Scientists are now studying the area for magnetic anomaly.
#the truth is aliens are fucking dicks
The fledglings demand breakfast.
Its a angel I m seeing?
Yes.
Honestly, I want to be this in touch with nature
UK 1986
Knuckle Busters (Melbourne House - C64)
this is, easily, the ugliest thing i have ever seen.
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