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“  ~ Victrola, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Pennsylvania, January 4, 1920
“If Jack and Betty haven’t spoken a word to each other for three days, invite them into your home and put these two looniest of fox trots on the...
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~ Victrola, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Pennsylvania, January 4, 1920

“If Jack and Betty haven’t spoken a word to each other for three days, invite them into your home and put these two looniest of fox trots on the Victrola.”

History Geek Note: Surprised that anything could get Jack and Betty talking again? Want to hear the looniest of fox trots for yourself? You’re in luck: I Want a Daddy Who Will Rock Me to Sleep;  All The Quakers Are Shoulder Shakers.  Personally, I found the tinny vocals on “Quakers” hard to get used to but “Daddy” was actually kind of fun.

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On the Moon of Geneosis

Agent Kallus: "Karabast! Karabast? What does that even mean?“ 

Garazeb: Right now, it means you’re a lot heavier than you look.


On Malachor

[Vader is limping out of the ruins]

Agent Kallus: What have they done to you! [yells at stormtroppers] Get off your Karabasting arses and carry our lord back to his shuttle!

Vader: What is “karaba….” [cut off mid sentence as he got lifted and carried back to his shuttle]


On Bespin

[Vader is reporting back to Sidious via a holo transmission]

Vader: We have Lando’s complete co-operation.  We shall prepare to capture the traitorous Princess and my…son.

[A stormtrooper hurries up to Vader and whispers into his side]

Vader: Oh Karabast they’re here already!  Get me into that dining room.  We must do PRESENTATION!

Sidious: What does that even….[Vader hangs up]


On Death Star II

Luke Skwalker: You’ve failed, Your Highness.  I am a Jedi…like my father before me.

Sidious: So be it, Jedi.  [raises hands] Taste my mother-karabasting lightning!

Luke: What doe that even…[screams]


On Endor

[Luke is sitting in an ewok bar consuming endless amounts of alcoholic beverages]

Luke: [very tipsy] so…there I was when my daddy threw….his highness into a hole.  I….redeemed my father and he…HE GETS ALL THE KARABASTING GLORY!

[Luke shakily points at Lando Calrissian]

[Patting his back is none other than Ezra Bridger]

Ezra: At least you got all the glory for blowing up the first Death St.…..wait where did you learn that word?

Luke: urgh….Did I tell you about the three ghosts I saw earlier?

Ezra: Suuuure you did….OH KARABAST

[Luke threw up all over the bar floor]

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I couldn’t stop laughing. Now I find myself hoping that “karabast” gets used in Rogue One or Episode VIII. For those unfamiliar with this word in Star Wars:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Karabast

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