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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Julian Asks Garak to Fake Date Him- You Won’t Believe What Happens Next

AO3

Summary:

aka “how many fluffy tropes can I fit into one fic”

There’s a group of alien delegates who heal through bonding with each other. They aren’t happy when a member of the senior crew of DS9 isn’t “bonded” with anyone. So Sisko makes it an order for Julian to date someone, even if it’s just for the few weeks the delegates are on board the station. The problem? Everyone else is dating someone already- everyone except Garak.

Idk if there will be explicit stuff later on but it will be full of fluff and absolutely no angst!!

Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, background Kira Nerys/Jadzia Dax

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Fluff, No Angst, Fake/Pretend Relationship
vaiyamagic
goodbyemisery

I can’t believe I never realized “come on and slam and welcome to the jam” is in iambic pentameter

goodbyemisery

also please remember that the flip side to this is that you can recite any other line of iambic pentameter as if it were the lyrics to the space jam theme

sheridan-holmes

HOLD UP because basically what this means is you can read Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales to the space jam tune what a time to be a l i v e