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bmouse

How I Write LongFic in Ten Easy Steps

saathi1013

Step One: Get an Idea
Step Two: Deliberately avoid writing Idea because I already have a thousand other stories to write.
Step Three: Give in and start writing Idea
Step Four: Write a LOT, but (and this is key) do not finish the story.
Step Five: Writing hangover; reread what I’ve already written to try to kick-start momentum again.
Step Six: Realize that everything I’ve ever written ever is complete rubbish and I should just give up.
Step Seven: Despair.
Step Eight: Avoidance; set story aside ‘for just a day or two,’ until I can be more objective about what I just wrote.
Step Nine: Do not look at story for weeks, if not months.
Step Ten: Reread story, realize that it’s not as bad as I thought. Return to Step Four. Repeat.

vaiyamagic
titangelion

what the fuck is with men and how they write women taking showers honestly. like all of that back-arching mouth-half-open luxoriously-running-fingers-through-hair shit. straight dudes thinkin girls are like damn-near climax from just being naked, whats w/ that

from now on the only female shower scenes ill accept involve either; a). sitting in a ball on the shower floor or b). standing completely still while staring into the abyss absentmindedly and scratching your ass. anything else gets a 0 and a “see me after class”

mossghoul

Men who do this refuse to conceptualise female nudity as anything other than a sexualised performance designed to titillate them. They feel so entitled to our private lives that they create this horrible, voyeuristic fantasy whereby everything we do (even when completely alone) is about being sexy for them. This in turn informs fantasies whereby they seek to violate our private lives through surveilling us, whereby they see our desire for privacy as nothing but a conscious, coquettish refusal to titillate them.

In writing us this way, they deny us our humanity by denying that we ever exist and think and feel externally to them.

dr-archeville

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Oglaf, “Rivulets” [source]

batlesbo

Perfect use of Oglaf’s wonderful strip :)