USA 1995
so we all agree that cardassian have retractable alligator-like genitalia right. so that probably means cardassia has no tradition of dick pics. so i just like to imagine garak’s reaction the first time he’s in his shop, peacefully hemming some women’s trousers, drinking a steaming mug of fish juice and humming some cardassian showtunes to himself, when he gets a text from bashir and casually opens it, assuming its an update on their lunch plans or perhaps a routine “hey babe hows work?”only to discover that it is in fact an artfully-composed photograph of bashir’s fully-erect alien weiner. he gasps and presses his hand to his chest and drops his padd in shock, like its transformed into a snarl of spiders. after taking a beat to compose himself, he gingerly picks the padd back up and studies the dick pic, transfixed.
“oh, elim, what have we gotten ourselves into?” he whispers. his heart is fluttering. first he finds himself a bf from an alien species that keeps their dicks out all the time, and now this. if he’d come across it in an erotic novel he would have dismissed it as florid tripe. but it’s his real life. he’s the luckiest xenophile alive.
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