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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Alice Crab: Named for its rather preposterous appearance (resembling something perhaps from the Looking Glass), this small flighty creature seemed fascinated with us whenever we came across it.  While somewhat evasive of us these creatures would remain in our vicinity some time, apparently attempting to catch glimpses of whatever held our interest.  Unwilling to be touched or held, we did not pursue aggressive capture of these creatures for fear of harming or upsetting them.  Displaying a noticeable intelligence, time allowing, further research into this species seems well warranted.

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a long deep breath and a message of sanity to sanders supporters who don’t hate themselves

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Today is more or less the day that the Democratic nominee is decided.

 It is in, in fact, very decisively going to be Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

I can already feel the outrage that is about to pour out on this site: the conspiracy theories, the bungled attempts at “math” (which, btw, are almost always inaccurate or wrong), the ugly, sexist memes of HRC that we can all laugh at because hey, if it’s HRC, who gives a fuck?

But before you angrily typesmash into your keyboard about how the establishment is rigged and how the DNC better abide by the “will of the people” and hand the nom to Sanders on a silver platter, I’d like to ask you to take a deep breath and step back for a moment.

First, you need to accept that the fact that Sanders has come so far is a big fucking DEAL. Last year, he was an unknown. This year, he proved to be an excellent challenge to the Democratic establishment, and he’s already inspired dozens of copycats around the country to challenge establishment corruption. It’s a GREAT thing.

But let’s not pretend that he was/is a perfect candidate. I’d actually argue that him and HRC are probably no more and no less “corrupt” or “twisted” than the other. This was especially true in the last few weeks of the campaign, where he got especially ugly and weird, whether it was racking up no less than 639 pages of FEC violations (the irony) to not denouncing the violence and personal death threats sent to super delegates (how hard is it to JUST say “that’s not OK!”? i mean really)  to falsely accusing HRC of FEC violations (spoiler: she has none). Honestly, if Tumblr had bothered to vet Sanders even a quarter as much as they did HRC, he would not be this site’s favorite grandpa.

But that’s all counterproductive now. So as tempting as it is, I’m gonna let it go.

Now I’m gonna say something controversial:

HILLARY CLINTON? SHE’S NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON.

There. I said it. What a shocker.

People go on and on about how Sanders got the millennial vote (and handily, at that), but what they always leave out is that HRC got literally EVERY OTHER demographic. Why?

No really, why?

Simple: she LISTENS to them. And then she translates what she’s heard into policy.

Her job isn’t to preach at the bully pulpit. She listens. There’s a reason why she doesn’t hold rallies of thousands, but has garnered the vote of top people at practically every demographic or movement , whether it was the mothers of the movement (incl travyon martin and sandra bland’s mother), the fuckING human rights campaign, planned parenthood, literally every minority vote EVER, and others. 

And she turned those inputs into real policy. No for real. Go read her policy statements. They are the most well-researched, detailed, boring things ever. They are GREAT. Her inner policy nerd probs came out because her plans are the most well researched of any candidate possibly ever, and will also put you right to sleep because of how disgustingly long and well written they are.

Now ppl are gonna say “oh she panders” or whatever but yA KNOW WHAT?!

She also fucking follows through. For real.

Let’s take a famous example: HRC was against gay marriage until like 2013!1!1

(so was Obama, but i mean whatever right? he’s a guy so we cut him slack)

Great. What a bitch.

Except… not.

Because once she came out in favor of gay marriage, SHE WENT ALL THE FUCKING WAY. She worked to EXPAND LGBT rights at the state department , and gave a historic speech at the Geneva Convention that “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights” , a move so fucking controversial and terrifying that it literally made anti-LGBT countries nervous.

 HER FUCKING CAMPAIGN MANAGER, ROBBY MOOK, IS AN OPENLY GAY MAN. (and quite a hottie <3)

 Also, she is the ONLY presidential candidate to have walked in a lgbt pride parade, EVER. (this pic is circa like 2002)

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How’s that #throwbackthursday for ya?

My point is: she’s not right on the issues 100% of the time (wow she’s human?!? no wAY) BUT she will fight for the issues and get shit done.

So my plea is this: 

 Look for the good in HRC. 

She’s a thoughtful person and a listener – those who know her have said that the former is in fact her best trait. Think she’s too center or right on your fave issues? FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT. Let her campaign know. 

I’m not asking anyone to tattoo HRC on their chest or start phonebanking for her tomorrow or anything like that. (In fact, don’t, that’s weird as shit)

Vote for Bernie in whatever primaries are left and do not feel the need to suddenly become a living breathing campaigner .

This has been a tough, tough election and I get that it will be very hard to get over the negative image you have of HRC, but I trust that people are smart enough to get it done. So do it, I beg of you. 

And finally, like every pretentious ass post on this website ends…

REBLOG. SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE.

thx

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There’s also the story Andrea Mitchell told tonight on MSNBC - about Hillary during her tenure as First Lady, traveling to China to give a speech about women’s rights, despite the resistance from the State Department. She hid the speech from them during the trip overseas, refusing to allow it to be vetted. There are dozens upon dozens of stories like that, before, during and after when she was last in the White House.

A lot of people either don’t remember or weren’t alive to know just how galvanizing, how much of a force Hillary was when Bill Clinton took office, and how unprecedented it was (outside of a few powerful examples, such as Eleanor Roosevelt) for a First Lady to be quite so strident and purposeful in matters of state - how much of a shock to the system it was to Washington. Hillary has always been controversial and a firebrand in her own way; she has always been despised by the GOP, which has thrown everything they have at her for almost 25 years but never taken her down. She has been tested, burnt, bowed but never broken. She’s been fighting for the issues she believes in since before she was Hillary Clinton. And she never stops working.

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Also, guys, please consider the fact that a lot of your resistance to Hillary Clinton is born out of Republican propaganda. I’m Canadian so it hasn’t permeated my society the way it has yours, but I’m also old enough to remember having watched the worst of it happen during Bill Clinton’s administration.

Hillary wasn’t content with the First Lady role as it was then. She wanted to expand it and they fucking despised her for it. A woman who didn’t know her place? The NERVE of it. (No really. Old white dudes in power. They did not bother to hide why they hated her)

I’ve spent more than a little time these past few months researching the memes bernie fans I follow reblog without question and literally every single time I debunked them within a few keystrokes on Google. They were either absolutely false or 80% lies with 5% Truth and 15% exaggeration.

AND they all originated with Republican/Right Wing sources.

Get that.

People literally volunteered to become mouthpieces for something they would be horrified by if they saw. They passed along this shit like it was the gospel truth and patted themselves on the back for how progressive and forward thinking they were while they did it.

Yeah. Tearing apart a woman on the internet. Much forward. Very progress.

Remember, kiddos, for a good chunk of the people on this site? The Republican Party has been flinging hate and shit at Hillary Clinton longer than you’ve been alive. There is absolutely zero chance that you haven’t internalized some of that. Zero chance. Consider that maybe, just maybe, your opposition is less about what you see in the woman’s behavior and more about ads and talking heads that you don’t even remember listening to because you were playing tonka trucks or yahtzee in front of the tv and weren’t even paying attention.
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Mutations

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Welsh, as with all other Celtic languages, often sees changes made to the beginning of words depending on the word that precedes it, or the role it plays in the sentence. These changes are known as “mutations”, of which Welsh has three distinct types. Common situations in which a mutation may occur are when a word follows a preposition, possessive, or number.

The three classes of mutation are soft, nasal, and aspirate. Soft mutations are by far the most common, whereas aspirate mutations are becoming applied less and less in the spoken language. All mutations occur to words commencing with one of nine different consonants (p,t,c,b,d,g,m,ll,rh), replacing them with different consonants according to mutation type. There are two important things to note at this point:

·         ll and rh are treated as separate letters in their own right and hence have their own section in the dictionary

·         A good knowledge of the possible changes is essential when searching for a word in the dictionary: botelmhotel, and photel – for example – are all mutated forms of the “base” word potel (meaning “bottle”), which will only be listed in this base (or radical) form in the dictionary. Similarly, knowing that the soft mutation of an initial g causes it to disappear will help to trace an instance of orsaf back to its radical form gorsaf (“station”).

Soft mutation

Soft mutation occurs in several common situations in the language. Here is a list of those situations.

1. Feminine nouns: Welsh has two genders of noun but the importance of committing these genders to memory is slightly less obvious when teaching oneself then it is in other languages such as French and Spanish. While in French gender dictates a series of changes - which definite article is used (le/la), how adjectives agree (petit/petite)… - in Welsh the gender of the noun has a more subtle, but important role in constructing grammatically correct sentences.

Inserting the definite article y (yr before a vowel) causes a feminine noun to undergo a soft mutation.

Example:

·         bachgen - boy

·         merch - girl

after adding the definite article we have:

·         y bachgen - the boy

but:

·         ferch - the girl (As can be seen from the table above, soft mutation means m becomes f )

The same occurs when the number un - one is placed precedes the noun. Hence:

·         un bachgen - one boy

·         un ferch - one girl.

Note ‘a boy’ would be put into Welsh as simply bachgen, there is no equivalent for the indefinite article ‘a’ in Welsh.

2. Adjectives following feminine nouns Continuing to use the examples above we will see how any adjective following a feminine noun will also undergo soft mutation.

·         y bachgen - the boy

·         y ferch - the girl

Adding the adjective bach (Eng. little) gives us:

·         y bachgen bach - the little boy

but:

·         y ferch fach - the little girl ( b also mutates to f )

The difference is clear in the following two phrases:

·         Prynhawn da - Good afternoon

·         Noswaith dda - Good evening

Noswaith (evening) mutates the adjective da (good)dda because it is feminine, while prynhawn (afternoon) - a masculine noun - does not.

3. After the majority of prepositions. Most prepostions, particularly monosyllabic ones, require a soft mutation.

Examples:

·         Croeso i Gymru - Welcome to Wales (C  G)

·         Fangor i Landudno - From Bangor to Llandudno (B  F and Ll  L)

List of prepositions triggering a soft mutation -

am : ar : at : dan  : dros : drwy : gan : heb : hyd : i : o : wrth

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4. After certain possessives The pronouns for the possessives ‘your’ and ‘his’ also require soft mutation. Other possessives require nasal and aspirate mutations.

dy…(di) - your (familiar)

ei…(fe/o) - his

Examples:

tafarn - pub

gives:

dy dafarn (di) - your pub

llyfr - book

gives:

ei lyfr (fe/o) - his book

The pronoun ei also mean ‘her’, as well as his, but in this case it requires an aspirate mutation, as is seen in the section below.

 

In masculine and feminine nouns after the ordinal ‘ail’ (second) 

e.g. tþ - yr ail dþ - the second house (masc) 

 bachgen - yr ail fachgen - the second boy (masc) 

 merch - yr ail ferch - the second girl (fem) 

 desg - yr ail ddesg - the second desk (fem) 

 

When ordinals refer to feminine nouns, both the number and the noun will 

mutate 

 ‘y drydedd’ (the third), ‘y bedwaredd’ (the fourth), 

 ‘y bumed’ (the fifth), ‘y chweched’ (the sixth), 

 ‘y seithfed’ (the seventh’), ‘yr wythfed’ (the eighth), 

 ‘y nawfed’ (the ninth), y ddegfed’ (the tenth), 

 ‘y ddeuddegfed’ (the twelfth), ‘y bymthegfed’ (the fifteenth), 

 ‘yr ugeinfed’ (the twentieth), ‘y ganfed’ (the hundredth) 

 

 e.g. y bumed ferch - the fifth girl 

 y ddegfed gân; - the tenth song 

 y nawfed flwyddyn - the ninth year 

 y drydedd wobr - the third prize 

 

Aspirate Mutation

This type of mutation is shown in the fourth column of the table.

1. After a certain possessive The pronoun ei (this time, meaning her) causes an aspirate mutation.

ei…(hi)’ - her

Examples:

·         Carreg - Stone

·         Tad - Father

After adding ei, we have:

·         Ei Charreg (hi) - Her Stone

·         Ei Thad (hi) - Her Father

2. After a/ac A/ac is the word and (Ac is used before a vowel, hence it cannot cause an aspirate mutation).

a… - …and…

Examples:

·         Trosedd - Crime

·         Cosb - Punishment

·         Bara - Bread

·         Caws - Cheese

If we link two of them together with a

·         Trosedd a chosb - Crime and Punishment

·         Bara a chaws - Bread and cheese

Nasal Mutation

Nasal mutation is the third column in our table.

1. After the locative The locative in Welsh is the word yn (in).

·         This should not be confused with yn when it operates as a particle in constructing a verb. When used in this grammatical sense it does not require mutation.

Yn… - In…

Examples:

·         Porthmadog - Porthmadog

·         Tresaeth - Tresaeth

·         Caerdydd - Cardiff

·         Bangor - Bangor

·         Dolgellau - Dolgellau

·         Glanllyn - Glanllyn

If we add the locative:

·         Ym Mhorthmadog - In Porthmadog

·         Yn Nhresaeth - In Tresaeth

·         Yng Nghaerdydd - In Cardiff

·         Ym Mangor - In Bangor

·         Yn Nolgellau - In Dolgellau

·         Yng Nglanllyn - In Glanllyn

You may have noticed that yn also mutates. This is not a typing error. It mutates before a nasal mutation too:

·         Yn - Before a mutated T or D

·         Ym - Before a mutated P or B

·         Yng - Before a mutated C or G

2. After fy. The word fy, meaning “my”, causes nasal mutation in the next word:

·         dillad - clothes

·         fy nillad - my clothes

·         brawd - brother

·         fy mrawd - my brother

·         tadau - fathers

·         fy nhadau - my fathers

In the spoken language, because the nasal mutation occurs so rarely, the word fy can drop out entirely:

·         nillad - my clothes

·         mrawd - my brother

·         nhadau - my fathers   

Numbers

1. We always use a singular noun after numbers in Welsh. (In English we

only use the singular forms hundred, thousand, million etc after

numbers).

 

e.g. saith ci - seven dogs

 naw bachgen - nine boys

 

2. There are masculine and feminine forms of the numbers 2, 3 and 4.and their use

depends on the gender of the noun to which they refer.

 

 e.g. dau afal (m) - two apples dwy het (f) - two hats

 tri llyfr (m) - three books tair cadair (f) - three chairs

 pedwar car(m) - four cars pedair pêl (f) - four balls

 

3. The numbers ‘pump’ (five), ‘chwech’ (six) and ‘cant’ (hundred) drop the final

consonant when they stand immediately in front of a noun.

 

 e.g. pum potel - five bottles

 chwe llwy - six spoons

 can punt - hundred pounds

 

4. Feminine nouns undergo a Soft Mutation after ‘un’ (one) (except those

nouns which begin with ll or rh). 

 

 e.g. un gath - un fraich

 un llwy - un bunt

 

5. Masculine nouns after ‘dau’ (two) and feminine nouns after

‘dwy’ (two) undergo a Soft Mutation.

 

e.g. dau gi (m) - two dogs dwy gath (f) - two cats

 dau dþ (m) - two houses dwy bont (f) - two bridges

 

6. Masculine nouns undergo an Aspirate Mutation after ‘tri’ (three)

  

 e.g. tri char - three cars tri thþ - three houses

 tri chap - three caps tri phlentyn - three children

There is no mutation after ‘tair’, the feminine form for ‘three’.

 

7. All nouns, masculine and feminine undergo an Aspirate Mutation

after ‘chwe’.

 

e.g. chwe cheiniog - chwe chadair

 chwe phlentyn - chwe phunt

 chwe thþ - chwe theise

 

8. (a) ‘deg’ (ten) becomes ‘deng’ before ‘m’

 ‘deuddeg’ (twelve) becomes ‘deuddeng’ before ‘m’

 ‘pymtheg’ (fifteen) becomes ‘pymtheng’ before ‘m’

 

 e.g. deng mlynedd - ten years

 deuddeng munud - twelve minutes

 pymtheng mis - fifteen months

 

 (b) ‘blynedd’ (year) becomes ‘mlynedd’ after many numbers although these

 numbers do not cause any other words to mutate nasally.

 

 e.g. 5 - pum mlynedd    7 - saith mlynedd

 8 - wyth mlynedd    9 - naw mlynedd

 10 - deng mlynedd    12 - deuddeng mlynedd

 15 - pymtheng mlynedd    18 - deunaw mlynedd

 20 - ugain mlynedd    50 - hanner can mlynedd

 100 - can mlynedd

 

9. When giving someone’s age, whether male or female, remember to use the

 feminine forms ’dwy’ (two), ‘tair’ (three) and ‘pedair’ (four) which refer to

 the number of years, which is a feminine noun in Welsh.

 

e.g. Mae hi’n ddwy oed.

 - She’s two years old / of age.

 

 Roedd Gwyn yn bedair oed ddoe.

 - Gwyn was four years old / of age yesterday.

 

10. It i s also possible to convey plurals by using a number followed by ‘o’ followed

again by the plural form of the noun.

 

 e.g. tri o blant - three children

 deg o geir - ten cars

In order to use this method of counting, it must be remembered that

 

 (a) ‘o’ causes a Soft Mutation

(b) the plural form of the noun must be used. This can cause a

 problem as plural forms are irregular and do not follow any

 particular pattern.

H

An h is added to words beginning with a vowel, after ei (her), ein (our), eu (their), e.g. eu hysgol (their school)

 

From Wikibooks

 

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