— ds9shameblog: please imagine me sitting down at...

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“ please imagine me sitting down at a cafeteria table across from you. i slide a plain vanilla envelope under your food tray. you start to open it - your eyes bulge fractionally at the bundle of hastily scribbled drawings of aliens...
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please imagine me sitting down at a cafeteria table across from you. i slide a plain vanilla envelope under your food tray. you start to open it - your eyes bulge fractionally at the bundle of hastily scribbled drawings of aliens kissing.

"wha - what’s this?" you ask. but i am already sprinting away at break-neck speed across the compound towards the tunnel i have been digging for three months using only my hands.

Oh god

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