“And every last inch of me’s covered with SCALES!” *tears shirt open*
Gaston Dukat, everybody!
Nooooo ooooone fights like Dukat
Sits on spikes like Dukat
In fascist occupations nobody gripes like Dukat
For there’s no one as racist and horny
As you see I’ve got bitches to spare
Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny
(That’s right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me’s covered with scales!!
This is brilliant.
[ID: Tweet from Leah @grammedevanille reads “RIP Aux Anglophones Parce Que Le Jeu De Mots Avec Ken Est Incroyaaaaable
Quote Reply by @MathildeMerouani reads: French twitter losing its mind because they translated the Barbie poster literally and accidentally made a pun that reads 'She knows how to do everything. he just knows how to f*ck.'
Attached is a Barbie poster showing Barbie sitting on Ken's left shoulder and grinning. She has one hand splayed over his face. Text reads: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling. Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c'est juste Ken. Au cinéma le 19 Juillet. /End]
70s crochet
I think that the legipillar outfit for babies is a fine idea, but that baby is developmentally way past the legipillar stage and is going to fall over. The baby is going to faceplant. Kid is like 3 years old. Dude. That kid is thinking about getting into a good college. That potato bag design is gonna hold him back
Good take; this is a situation I did not account for, and I reckon that compared to a toddler, most adults are less likely to forget/ignore that their legs are in a sleeping bag and try to take off running.
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
the fucking eagles got him
Frasier and Niles bickering over a voicemail message
“You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.”
Artist: Volkan Baǵa
deepintheshadyglen
Information for Gyakuten Kenji (Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth) from Tokyo Game Show 2008.
Nintendo Power
Issue 236, Page 50
