“And every last inch of me’s covered with SCALES!” *tears shirt open*
Gaston Dukat, everybody!
Nooooo ooooone fights like Dukat
Sits on spikes like Dukat
In fascist occupations nobody gripes like Dukat
For there’s no one as racist and horny
As you see I’ve got bitches to spare
Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny
(That’s right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me’s covered with scales!!
This is brilliant.