FINALLY, the time has come for a long and overly-detailed post on social behavior in spiders! Today we will learn:
- it literally does rain spiders sometimes, sorry
- when cruel scientists perform Saw-like experiments on spiders, spiders maintain the moral high ground
- HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MOM
- screwin ya cousins is a viable evolutionary strategy
- leg waving is acceptable on ANY occasion
- WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE NOT A PEBBLE JIM
- deplorable excesses of personality (in spiders)
- scientists using VIBRATORS on SPIDERWEBS
- happy spider butts (unrelated to the last bullet)
- a cricket is better when shared
- AND MORE
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