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ladydrace asked:

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy BIRTHDAY dear hew monnnnnnn! Happy birthday to youuuuuuu!. Holosuites are available at competitive prices for this occasion only. Ten minutes each. Drinks are on Starfleet.

Geeeee… thanks, Quark… you hacked into the personnel files again, didn’t you…

(hee, thanks, ladydrace!)

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The New S2 Poster Details

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Terry's hat and scarf ❤ With an ook pin! ❤

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Crowley's old glasses on the statue. The statue itself is the Marly Horses by Guillaume Coustou the Elder.

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Aziraphale's bow tie on the floor 👀

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The cardboard box - long ago Neil shared on his instagram: Game on! There are mysteries, histories, secrets revealed and Something Too Terrible To Be Revealed on the way. Also a cardboard box.

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Three feathers. One white, one blac and one white with a bluish/grey tinge (if it's not a shaddow)?

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The angel mug is back 🥰

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'The Resurrectionist' matches with skull and crossbones. In the previous poster there was a The Resurrectionist leaflet.

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Again the Eccles cakes (already were in the previous poster)

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Feather duster with dark gray/black feathers

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On this shelf there books also in the previous poster, but at different place 🤔: The Crow Road, Catch-22.

And: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon, from wikj: mystery novel by nritish writer Mark Haddon. Its title refers to an observation by the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes in the 1892 short story The Adventure of Silver Blaze

And: No Woman No Cry: My Life with Bob Marley by Rita Marley a memoir of Bob Marley by wife, Rita.

Also heard the people say that the right one of the Catch-22 they see Gabriel García Márquez on the spine (I can't read it :)).

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Lord Jim and Treasure Island have also been identified in the previous poster but now are in a different place 🤔👀.

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Three books by Jane Austen: Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice and Emma. We have already seen Pride and Prejudice in the previous poster but it was a different edition so Aziraphale has more than one :).

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Candy?

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Again geckos! :) 🦎 (there were three in the previous poster)

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The Buddy Holly Everyday was also in a different place in the previous poster. And there is a note on it

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The Ressurectionist, 66. Goat Gate, Edinburgh 👀.

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