I really should be doing something more productive with my day…. but, fuck it.
Dukat actually stoops to a “Biggie Size it” joke.
Every female in the house resists the urge to cram him into Sisko’s pizza oven.
Barely.
Consequently, this is also the exact moment Ziyal legit considers studying abroad next semester.
Under an alias.
In a third-world country.
Possibly while dead from embarrassment.
#SucksToBeZiyal