Back after a youtube glitch was fixed:
Star Wars is a Cardassian novel
You read that right. Star Wars exists in the Star Trek universe as a piece of Cardassian literature. “But that doesn’t make sense”, you may say. “It makes nearly perfect sense”, I will respond. And this video by the brilliant Diamanda Hagan will convince you, too!
THIS IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
@reyka-sivao-blog and I worked out exactly how -easy- it would be for Yoda to be born. Shipwrecked Ferengi woman and Vulcan man, he’s stuck in Pon Farr, she’s literally not aware she can say no to him. Once done, he feels insanely guilty, she’s just glad the kid has flexible ears.
And why is he tiny? Well, either it’s just how the genes combined, like how Ligers are a totally different size than lions and tigers, or maybe in Ferengi genes, there’s a recessive “starts short, stays short” gene, the way Nog is.