• Jack: what would Garak's twitter be like for real
• Sylver: pretentious literary quotes
• Sylver: Like, the ABSOLUTE most pretentious, insisting-upon-themselves, needlessly circuitous literary commentary (that disagrees with THE MAINSTREAM - and specifically YOU - just for the hell of it)
• Sylver: basically, HIPSTER COLLEGE LIT PROFESSOR
• Sylver: trolling all his students
• Sylver: interrupted by 4 AM on Tuesdays
• Jack: LOL
• Sylver: when he gets completely shitfaced and goes on the most incomprehensible yet flamboyant shit-tweeting sprees that invariably end in existential crises (but he gets several cute boys' screen names so it usually evens out)
• Jack: oh my fucking GOD
• Sylver: (people whisper that he has ties to Dark Internet and maybe Anonymous, but nobody has been able to verify)
• Jack: yep that's absolutely it. what a fucking mess I love him
• Sylver: .....please stop me before I write some kind of AU
• Sylver: pls stop me from doing this
• Jack: NEVER
• Sylver: .....@AStitchInTimeSaves10