Jack what would Garak's twitter be like for real

Sylver pretentious literary quotes

Sylver Like, the ABSOLUTE most pretentious, insisting-upon-themselves, needlessly circuitous literary commentary (that disagrees with THE MAINSTREAM - and specifically YOU - just for the hell of it)

Sylver basically, HIPSTER COLLEGE LIT PROFESSOR

Sylver trolling all his students

Sylver interrupted by 4 AM on Tuesdays

Jack LOL

Sylver when he gets completely shitfaced and goes on the most incomprehensible yet flamboyant shit-tweeting sprees that invariably end in existential crises (but he gets several cute boys' screen names so it usually evens out)

Jack oh my fucking GOD

Sylver (people whisper that he has ties to Dark Internet and maybe Anonymous, but nobody has been able to verify)

Jack yep that's absolutely it. what a fucking mess I love him

Sylver .....please stop me before I write some kind of AU

Sylver pls stop me from doing this

Jack NEVER

Sylver .....@AStitchInTimeSaves10