You guys, ThinkGeek have listened to your cries of “it’s paleontology, you bastards!” and would like to say:

“Look: we get it. We goofed. We totally should have asked the vendor to name this “Paleontology Soap.” But since we can’t fix this first run, we’re going to ask you to use your imagination (we do that a lot). Now pretend you’re digging for plastic dinosaur artifacts (and a series of small walls) to study how a previous civilization played. Now it’s properly called Archaeology Soap, right? If y'all dig the idea enough for us to make a second run, we promise we’ll fix it then.”

We hope this helps ease your distress a little.