“Meghan’s auburn hair was worn down in long and glossy waves and she complimented her complexion with a slick of hot red lipstick.The audience was in the palm of Meghan’s hand as she lined up in formation with her backup dancers.Following her performance, Meghan and her backup dancers rocked their hips back and forth before twirling in a circle with their hands upon the backs of their heads.”

Was this article written by fucking aliens?