Sometimes when I force myself out of bed in the morning after a long struggle with my alarm I pretend I’m a kraken rising from the depths
A very grumpy kraken who really wanted to sleep longer
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I think that the legipillar outfit for babies is a fine idea, but that baby is developmentally way past the legipillar stage and is going to fall over. The baby is going to faceplant. Kid is like 3 years old. Dude. That kid is thinking about getting into a good college. That potato bag design is gonna hold him back
Good take; this is a situation I did not account for, and I reckon that compared to a toddler, most adults are less likely to forget/ignore that their legs are in a sleeping bag and try to take off running.
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
the fucking eagles got him
Frasier and Niles bickering over a voicemail message
…gaaaaaaaaaaame…
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