On the Moon of Geneosis
Agent Kallus: "Karabast! Karabast? What does that even mean?“
Garazeb: Right now, it means you’re a lot heavier than you look.
On Malachor
[Vader is limping out of the ruins]
Agent Kallus: What have they done to you! [yells at stormtroppers] Get off your Karabasting arses and carry our lord back to his shuttle!
Vader: What is “karaba….” [cut off mid sentence as he got lifted and carried back to his shuttle]
On Bespin
[Vader is reporting back to Sidious via a holo transmission]
Vader: We have Lando’s complete co-operation. We shall prepare to capture the traitorous Princess and my…son.
[A stormtrooper hurries up to Vader and whispers into his side]
Vader: Oh Karabast they’re here already! Get me into that dining room. We must do PRESENTATION!
Sidious: What does that even….[Vader hangs up]
On Death Star II
Luke Skwalker: You’ve failed, Your Highness. I am a Jedi…like my father before me.
Sidious: So be it, Jedi. [raises hands] Taste my mother-karabasting lightning!
Luke: What doe that even…[screams]
On Endor
[Luke is sitting in an ewok bar consuming endless amounts of alcoholic beverages]
Luke: [very tipsy] so…there I was when my daddy threw….his highness into a hole. I….redeemed my father and he…HE GETS ALL THE KARABASTING GLORY!
[Luke shakily points at Lando Calrissian]
[Patting his back is none other than Ezra Bridger]
Ezra: At least you got all the glory for blowing up the first Death St.…..wait where did you learn that word?
Luke: urgh….Did I tell you about the three ghosts I saw earlier?
Ezra: Suuuure you did….OH KARABAST
[Luke threw up all over the bar floor]
I couldn’t stop laughing. Now I find myself hoping that “karabast” gets used in Rogue One or Episode VIII. For those unfamiliar with this word in Star Wars:
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