Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

[just-a-lovely-succubus]

Pink gerbil-cat-fetus-in-a-bubble thing

[mxnster-house]

Pink sheep that is too staticy to touch

[persistenceandhazards]

A giant bee that is too edgy with huge ass needles.

[elsen-of-pestilence]

Little brown bear that can’t keep its paws away from its mouth

[asexualreptile]

stealy lizard

[spacialfries]

has seen some shit

[ultimate-chimichanga]

fuckass mongoose with claws that dont do shit. occasionally fights a snake

[rabbitsandgoggles]

butterfly with feet

[fairygodrobot]

purple cat with a gumball stuck to its face

[porcupet]

tuxedo mask, but a plant

[lesbian-trophywife]

pink gyarados but happy

[twistedviper]

emo mcedgy dog that no one believes

[swagcrabmagus]

one nostril, fused ears

[i-m-snek]

blue grey sharp teeth

[sir-isaac-snewton]

No water or he die

[thegreatestfriend]

SMILING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[sushinfood]

some kind of fucking fat frog with a plant tumour