alphaotaku
asked:
Quark discovers beanie babies, begins experimenting with various human fads that were huge cash cows for the time ( like pogs, Pokemon, oversized bluejean, etc) maybe one day some of this mess will be popular again and humans will spend all their currency on it and horde space McDonald toys again
answered:
quarks creates a line of cheap plastic ferengi figures that he gives out with the most expensive drinks and calles them “McQuarks” because as soon as nog mentioned the toys quark stopped listening