— I wish I could pet the Pokemon. Right now I go up...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I wish I could pet the Pokemon.

Right now I go up to some totally innocent animal that was just chilling, doing its own thing, and I put it in a tiny ball, and then the only way I can interact with it after that is to poke it to make it yelp.

I wish I could give it some  food, or pet it, or make its life better in some way.

Pokemon Go makes me feel like a bad person. :(