— villainfetish: kiwisoap: Listen I know everyone...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nerdfishgirl
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Listen I know everyone loves making Chewbacca a dog in modern AUs, but please consider as an alternative: Chewbacca, Han’s extremely hairy foreign friend with an accent so thick that only Han understands what he’s saying. They’ve been friends for years and never explain the circumstances of their meeting. He shows up to every family gathering and no one knows where he lives or where he came from. Everyone just accepts it.

villainfetish

“Where’s he from?”

“France.”

“Okay.”