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ds9shameblog

"quark is confounded by the door's refusal to budge. smacks into it like a confused bird" Does anyone ever actually even try to keep him out of ops like, for seven seasons he just invites himself into everything classified and it's like the entire upper officers list just kind of shrugs like THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO HE'S ALREADY IN HERE. This is before anyone on the entire station (besides Odo, even if he won't admit it) even likes him!

ds9shameblog answered:

they have a spray bottle full of water that they keep next to one of the consoles so they can spritz him until he leaves but no one ever remembers it’s there

he probably wouldn’t even notice anyway

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