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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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deadtucks

what she says: im fine

what she means: the beastie boys band canonically exists in the star trek reboot universe and jim kirk canonically enjoys the song “sabotage” (if nothing else from their discography). however, theres a conflict here since the song “intergalactic” (by the same band) references star trek and more specifically spock not once, but twice, with the lyrics “like a pinch on the neck of mr spock” and “super educated im smarter than spock”. if the beastie boys exist in the rebootverse, does “intergalactic” exist also? and if so, are the aforementioned lyrics simply omitted or transformed into a seperate in-universe scifi reference to maintain the song’s theme?

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concept: amanda grayson is also a classical music fan and named her only son after a fictional vulcan from an earth song

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oovwee

Someone fucking get the Relativity in here to straighten this mess out.