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James Tiberius “sunk all his points into improvised weaponry and bluff” Kirk, space bard.

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Commander “charisma is a dump stat” Spock, space wizard

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Lieutenant “wait, can we use supplemental materials for this?” Sulu, space duelist

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Lieutenant  Nyota“lockpick and detect trap are literally always useful skills guys come on” Uhura, space theif

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Lieutenant Commander Montgomery “definitely going to blow the party up with that flask of Greek fire” Scott, space alchemist.

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Ensign Pavel “Does not know how to tank” Chekov, Barbarian

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And finally, to round out the party, Leonard “I can’t believe not a single one of you motherfuckers took a single rank in healing, I should pick rogue just to spite you,” McCoy, space cleric.

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Don’t forget Ensign “I didn’t have time to write up a new background, so I remade my character who died last week” Redshirt, fighter.

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Switching series, Bashir starts out as a cleric and then suddenly dual-classes to rogue, which annoys everyone.