Sometimes I think about this concept art for Young Bones in the scrapped Academy reboot they wanted to make in 1991 and shed a tear for what was almost definitely gonna be a drunk Southern version of Brand from The Goonies
Just perpetually unable to believe he’s getting dragged into these stupid kids’ hijinks; he’s a doctor not a babysitter
For y’all who are saying you haven’t seen this before, here are the concepts for Young Kirk and Young Spock, who were supposed to be played by Ethan Hawke and John Cusack, r e s p e c t i v e l y