[guljerry]

I read this and I am dead.

This is our fandom. 

Our biggest ships are a middle aged exile train wreck lizard with an actual human puppy dog. They have lunch and eyefuck a lot. Then we have a pile of goo and the slimiest sleaze to ever sleaze and his head is shaped like a lumpy butt and they show affection by hating each other and almost dying together on a mountain. Lastly there’s Damar and his kanar. It goes strong for awhile but Damar calls off the relationship so he can die as a martyr in exile-train-wreck-lizard’s arms. Did you really have to be so dramatic?

Anyway, what is wrong with our fandom?

Someone send us help. We have the issues over here.