Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

[snowysauropteryx]

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[small-home-repair-vikings]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

[spooky-son-of-rome]

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[thesketcherlass]

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

[quousque]

Meteorology: lickable just by sticking out your tongue

Hematology: don’t unless your name is Dracula

Mycology: lick the science, lick the dragons in your living room

toxicology: probably don’t

statistics: maybe but you have to find the likelihood of it being a good idea

geography: yes lick the entire planet please

[olofahere]

Can You Lick The Arts?

Literature: No. It makes the paper soggy.

Music: Reeds, yes. Pianos, no.

Theatre Arts: Depending on the script, either forbidden or required. Wait for the cast party.

Visual Arts: Painting? No. Sculpture? Knock yourself out.

[quousque]

Film: just don’t lick it right after it comes out of the chemicals

Dance: if you can catch them

interpretive dance: licking is the art