Sketch. If your response to this is “NO. NO. STOP RIGHT THERE. STOP. CEASE AND DESIST.”, that is the correct response.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
…is this going to end with magical girl Ziyal?
NO ITS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN THAT. This alien tosspot is different in this AU, there are no magical girls (though even if there were, Cardassians don’t have male and female, so Ziyal would just be Magical Ziyal). BUT I’M GONNA BE MEAN AND KEEP IT A SECRET FOR NOW LMAO.