S06E03 - “Sons and Daughters”

[dressedtothedsnines]

Lock up your sons and daughters and horses! Of course it’s hard to… y'know what I don’t know what rhymes with “Klingon armor”.

wa’… singular sensation

Five new recruits for the Rotarran, looking like the headshot pose from A Chorus Line. Won’t forget, can’t regret, what I did for HONOR.

Alexander Rozhenko… my name is Alexander Rozhenko… and there’s a million things I didn’t know…

Alexander, all grown up and looking to rival Anakin Skywalker for the Sullen Pout award. I guess I’d pout too if I had my head stuck through a– hey, I have that exact heating pad! Except mine doesn’t have a neck hole. That might be really good for shoulder aches, actually.

Getting this off my chest

Jake, honey, for a sec I thought you had a slightly weird new vest, until I realized you’re just sitting backwards in the chair. It’s been long enough that I honestly can’t remember if we’ve seen this shirt/vest combo before, but I think we have. Because there’s a war on, and nobody feels like buying new clothes, and even if they did, THERE’S NO TAILOR NOW OOPS.

Frame… what’s your name?

Awwww. this looks like maybe Alexander made the frame in one of Deanna’s art classes on the Enterprise. Er I mean something something WARRIOR RIDGES.

Workin’ nine to five

Kira’s got that wrap-front 80s power suit on again. I’m starting to think maybe that shade of purple isn’t so great with her hair? Stick to jewel tones, Major. Even so, I am just a little more fond of pantsuits these days then I ever have been before.

I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

I don’t even remember what Dukat is discussing here, but whatever it is, he’s telling it to a roomful of people who are all trying to blend in with the walls. That last guy is literally wearing the carpet. Y'all, Dukat may not the brightest bulb in the warp nacelle, but he’s not that stupid.

Selling furniture for college kids and divorced despots

I merely wish to note that Dukat’s dining room is furnished in 20th century IKEA. I guess at this point, those are antiques, right?

That’s all for now, children of fashion!