Dukat: Would you, could you, on a boat?
Kira:
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not like you in the rain.
I will not like you on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like you in a box.
I do not like you with a fox.
I will not like you in a house.
I do not like you with a mouse.
I do not like you here or there.
[ID: Tweet from Leah @grammedevanille reads “RIP Aux Anglophones Parce Que Le Jeu De Mots Avec Ken Est Incroyaaaaable
Quote Reply by @MathildeMerouani reads: French twitter losing its mind because they translated the Barbie poster literally and accidentally made a pun that reads 'She knows how to do everything. he just knows how to f*ck.'
Attached is a Barbie poster showing Barbie sitting on Ken's left shoulder and grinning. She has one hand splayed over his face. Text reads: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling. Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c'est juste Ken. Au cinéma le 19 Juillet. /End]
70s crochet
I think that the legipillar outfit for babies is a fine idea, but that baby is developmentally way past the legipillar stage and is going to fall over. The baby is going to faceplant. Kid is like 3 years old. Dude. That kid is thinking about getting into a good college. That potato bag design is gonna hold him back
Good take; this is a situation I did not account for, and I reckon that compared to a toddler, most adults are less likely to forget/ignore that their legs are in a sleeping bag and try to take off running.
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
the fucking eagles got him
Frasier and Niles bickering over a voicemail message
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Information for Gyakuten Kenji (Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth) from Tokyo Game Show 2008.
Nintendo Power
Issue 236, Page 50
