The recipe for Wow-Wow Sauce is a hereditary possession of the Ridcully family. Archchancellor Ridcully, like most wizards, is a man who goes for sauces; if you are the kind of person who takes a beefy patty between two halves of a bun and then covers it with cheese, and a pickle, and some green relish, and some red relish, and a different sort of pickle, and then some dark mustard, not forgetting of course some light mustard, and then some bits of green and other things until the meat slides out unnoticed and falls onto the floor, then you are of a magical inclination. A wizard will lick the top of a sauce bottle if he thinks no one is watching.

Nanny Ogg (as told to Terry Pratchett), “Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook”
(Tag with someone you just learned is of a magical inclination.)

@petermorwood, perhaps?

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Not a magical inclination, but a hot sauce, spiced sauce, tangy sauce, seasoned salt, various vinegars, miscellaneous mustards, sundry pickles, assorted chutneys and other garnishes* inclination.

(The rather splendid word for a multiplicity of meat seasonings like this is “tracklements”.)

Possibly the not-very-magical bit is because I would definitely notice the meat falling out. @dduane once saw it happen. She also saw me catch that escaped meat (one slice of Irish spiced beef and one of oak-smoked chicken) with my free hand in mid-fall.

Good reflexes, sloppy sandwich-making.

Maybe @aislinnsiofra next?

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