— Do you like ELIM GARAK?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Do you like ELIM GARAK?

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Would you like to read compact snippets about Garak’s many (mis)adventures as requested by you, the reader? Ever wonder how Garak might react to bees? Or what about a Vulcan trying to seduce him?

Ever want to read about your favorite ~~spy~~ tailor trying to hack Sisko’s replicator to find out what the secret ingredient in his jambalaya is?

Now you can!

We’ve chained one already overworked author and trekkie to a computer and are holding their cat hostage so they have to write ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING you ask for!

It doesn’t matter if you give them a very specific story prompt or just the phrase “dick caught in replicator”, they’ve got to write it!

The only slack we’re cutting them is they’ve got to keep it under 1,000 words.

How is any of this legal? We’re in international waters!

Who funded this? We’re not saying Andrew J. Robinson… but…

Now let the madness… begin!

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