— valkyriejack: After (so many) hours of work, I’m...

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valkyriejack

After (so many) hours of work, I’m proud to say that I have (mostly) finished making Watermelon Garak. All the detail on his face and clothes are stitched on by hand. His vest is a separate piece that can (probably) be worn by other tiny dudes.

Btw, you would not believe how hard it was to get a picture of this damn lizard without the cat getting in the way or the camera focusing on my sister’s foot or me getting shakey. That last photo looks like a scene from some “found footage” horror film or something. #EmpokNor

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