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cosmictuesdays

onvavoiir

Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.

aprincesspill

don’t date sauron.

djezhofmacedon

#aim higher #date melkor

roarandrainbow

wow Silmarillion fandom it’s great to see you

white-lady-of-greenwood

yeah, we don’t appear much

adventurotica

Mostly in the appendices

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70s crochet

mousearmymittenco

I think that the legipillar outfit for babies is a fine idea, but that baby is developmentally way past the legipillar stage and is going to fall over. The baby is going to faceplant. Kid is like 3 years old. Dude. That kid is thinking about getting into a good college. That potato bag design is gonna hold him back

mousearmymittenco

Good take; this is a situation I did not account for, and I reckon that compared to a toddler, most adults are less likely to forget/ignore that their legs are in a sleeping bag and try to take off running.