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Garak: How does it feel? Comfortable? Not too tight?

Odo: It’s fine. Though it does make me a feel a bit…

Garak: Itchy? It’s the Inkarian wool. You’ll get used to it

Odo: *sighs*

Garak: Unless, of course, you’re allergic to Inkarian wool. 

Odo: It’s not the uniform. I think I’m… hungry. 

Garak: You know, I envy you. [Odo turns and stares.] Well, think of all the wonderful foods you’ll get to enjoy for the first time! 

Odo: Huh. I can hardly wait. [beat] Well, you’ve done your job, now I have to do mine. 

Garak: Yes, I suppose you do. [looks around shop] Six months in a holding cell, hmm? The thought is unattractive, to say the least.

Odo: Well, if you ask me, Captain Sisko let you off lightly. Sabotage, assaulting a Federation officer, attempting to incite war between the Federation and the Dominion…

Garak: Yes, but my heart was in the right place. 

Odo: Hmmph. 

- “Broken Link” (DS 4x26)