okay guys seriously where is my post canon good ending fic where thirty years later general kira and minister garak see each other from across the room at some diplomatic function and they meet up and make polite smalltalk about each other’s loving same gender spouses. garak has gotten very fat and his hair is waist length and elaborately styled. his long tunic-robe-thing is almost a dress. kira’s hair has gone totally gray and it’s slicked back like in season two. she has butched herself the hell up and isn’t wearing any makeup. she moves with stately confidence. garak accidentally refer’s to kira’s wife as “ms. [maiden name]” because they literally haven’t spoken in years and he didn’t know the details on their marriage, and she’s like “no, mrs. kira” and garak is impressed. kira is annoyed for a hot second that garak’s hair is still totally black, not a thread of gray to be found, until she realizes that he dyes it. they torture a nearby starfleet ensign by making ambiguous references to each other’s pasts and toast with expensive champagne.