— And then Legolas jumped on his shield like a...

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And then Legolas jumped on his shield like a skateboard and totally rode it down the stairs. And he started shooting arrows like a motherfucker and was really cool.

J.R.R. Tolkien, somewhere in The Two Towers.

My favourite part of the books.

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