I made an ep-map of this season, and I think I’m gonna keep doing five-packs of reacts? I hummed and hawed about it for a minute because this makes for some loonng posts, but then I compared and they’re about the same length as a single recap (ahaha, wow) so HERE WE GO BUDDIES!!
5x01 ‘Apocalypse Rising’
- what title generator did you get this from
- new season new hair: Nerys’ is darker
- Kira: “Tough assignment. Who are they sending?”
Captain Sisko: “ME.”
BAMF
- is this a drunk downbeat philosophizing Odo, because oh my god I could be way down
- he’s drinking alone and not finding things he used to enjoy fulfilling — Classic Depresh :/
- “There is another option: we could kill him.” oh Worf, master of the monotone matter-of-fact about TOTALLY METAL SHIT
…Golden Snitches?
- “I hate prototypes.” pfffft, Miles
- me: who do we know with a Klingon Bird of Prey?
me: oh f— Dukat.
- ohh, you know Nerys has been having The Most Fun blasély telling people she’s carrying Chief O’Brien’s baby. oR KEIKO’S.
- everything is working toward a Klingon Getup reveal here, let’s do it
I hate this