NOG: Jake, you know, I’ve been thinking. After we’re done eating, we could take the females to the holosuites. I borrowed one of my uncle’s private programmes, The Massacre on Ferris Six. We could spend an hour pillaging and looting the frightened townspeople.
RISKA: I don’t think so.
NOG: No one’s asking you to think, my dear. Here, make yourself useful. Cut up my food for me.
RISKA: You must be joking.
(Nog laughs so they all join in, relieved it’s a joke.)
NOG: She’s so dumb. She’s perfect.
RISKA: That’s it.
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[ID: Tweet from Leah @grammedevanille reads “RIP Aux Anglophones Parce Que Le Jeu De Mots Avec Ken Est Incroyaaaaable
Quote Reply by @MathildeMerouani reads: French twitter losing its mind because they translated the Barbie poster literally and accidentally made a pun that reads 'She knows how to do everything. he just knows how to f*ck.'
Attached is a Barbie poster showing Barbie sitting on Ken's left shoulder and grinning. She has one hand splayed over his face. Text reads: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling. Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c'est juste Ken. Au cinéma le 19 Juillet. /End]
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I think that the legipillar outfit for babies is a fine idea, but that baby is developmentally way past the legipillar stage and is going to fall over. The baby is going to faceplant. Kid is like 3 years old. Dude. That kid is thinking about getting into a good college. That potato bag design is gonna hold him back
Good take; this is a situation I did not account for, and I reckon that compared to a toddler, most adults are less likely to forget/ignore that their legs are in a sleeping bag and try to take off running.
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