— Every time

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

cranquis

Every time

Me: so do you have any medical conditions?
Elderly lady: hm no
Patient's son: nope
Me: ok, do you take any medication?
Elderly lady: oh yes i take something for high blood pressure and for arrythmia and for my pancreas and for...
Me: so...you DO have some medical conditions
The son: well she had then for some time now
Me: thats so not the point of this conversation....but ok. So anything else? Any previous hospitalisations any operations?
Both of them: hm no
Me: ok. *starts doing physical examination* and what is that big scar you have on your stomach?
Patient: ah thats probably from that surgery when they took the cancer out
Me: *looks into the void and the void looks into me*

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